baby: f-f-f

father: father????? are you trying to say father??

baby: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT; NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! SHE WILL NEVER TURN HER BACK ON A FRIEND, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO DEFEND; SHE IS THE ONE ON WHOM WE CAN DEPEND, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR......SAILOR VENUS! SAILOR MERCURY! SAILOR MARS! SAILOR JUPITER! WITH SECRET POWERS ALL SO NEW TO HER SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT; NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON! SHE IS THE ONE......SAILOR MOON!

kurloz-in-a-box:

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

listoflifehacks:

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I really want the last one really bad

I swear I’ll bring this up like: ” Let’s have sex on the raft in the lake. you can invite 5 others.”

rtrixie:

signofthehammer:

winterduck:

rtrixie:

you know you’re a fucking nerd when you’re drooling over IBM mainframe specs at 11 in the evening

5.5-6ghz chips and up to 120 of them, 3tb ram okay i want one please and someone to pay the power bill

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3

tb

of ram. 

edit: comp would be faster than the internet, lulz

What the ever living fuck would you need 3 tb of ram for

Probably hosting the universe

dailydoseofhiddles:

mademoiselleiva:

delicious-hiddle-morsels:

itskindofhot-actually:

craftastrophies:

sarberry:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

he fucking bites his lip i hate him

He is so fucking amused at the effect he has on women.

Look at him in that last gif. YOU ARE NOT SORRY AT ALL ARE YOU, TOM.

HE’S NOT SORRY EVEN A LITTLE BIT

I HATE YOU

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I died.

(Source: dehaanie)

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas